The other day I was watching TV. It was Sunday night, which in Atlanta means: you should be at you home cause everything is close. So I was surfing the channels and nothing when I got to HBO, I found in the family channel one of that bad movies that you have to see every time is TV (one of my guilty pleasure is watch bad cheesy movies). Well I was watching this movie which I will not name and suddenly I star thinking in which are the worst movies I ever watched. The ones are really bad that even if you pay me I will not watch again so I collected 10 of them. They are more but we will leave to the top 10.
The 10 worst Movies I ever saw
10.- P.S. I Love You.
Directed by: Richard LaGravenese
Why is on the list?: I know many women may disagree but this movie was flat-out lame! Apparently it was a serious film, but I don’t know if it works. Is one of that manipulative emotional film target to lonely women. (no offence intended). The movie doesn’t leave with anything but a great gag reflect.
9.- The master of disguise
Directed by: Perry Andelin Blake
Why is on the list?: I like Dana Carvey, Church lady is one of the best characters in SNL. But this movie was painful to watch. I actually don’t remember most of it, my brain defense mechanism has done his job brilliantly.
8.- Jennifer’s Body
Directed by: Karyn Kusama
Why is on the list?: Where can I start? I know … Megan Fox the worst actress ever.Then is the dialogue Faux-hip is the best why to describe. And the story, while you are trying to figure out what’s going on the movie is over, is one of that movies that when you are watching it you are thinking what else do you need to add to your grocery list and when you leave the theater you forget everything about it (thank goodness).
Directed by: Roberto Benigni
Why is on the list? : To start with, 2 words: Roberto Benigni. Is a very poor made, un funny and creepy movie. The dialogue is monosyllabic and shallow. If you think Life is Beautiful was painful to watch this one take the price. (It was a hard decision between Life is beautiful and this one)
6.- You don’t mess with the Zohan.
Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Why is on the list?: This movie is plainly offensive. I don’t think the Gaza conflict ia a good idea for a comedy.
5.- All about Steve
Directed by: Phil Trail
Why is on the list?: Well it’s suppose to be a romantic comedy but ends as a creepy story of a psycho stocked with horrible taste. The Heroine in the movie instead of related to her you can only pity her. I know they gave the oscar to Sandra Bullock as a blond but who told her she looks fine?. The movie is a waste of time and money.
4.-Dude, where is my car?
Directed by: Danny Leiner
Why is on the list?: This movie is the best example of the trailer was better than the movie. Is dumb, and not funny dumb. Is ridiculous, nonsenses and plain boring.
3.- City of Angels
Directed by: Brad Silverling
Why is on the list?: All this week I had been complaining about Hollywood re-makes to good European movies, and this one take the price. An over the top and corny remake of the Wing of Desire, Wim Wenders’ master piece. Is a manipulative emotional film that can only be described with a line of one of my favorite movies …. “It’s so cheesy that I could eat it with crackers” (Reality Bites, 1994)
Directed by: Brian Robbins
Why is on the list?: First I think the only good movie with Eddie Murphy on it is Coming to America, after that everything has been downhill. Norbit is a film that I only can classified as misogynistic and misanthropic ever made. Is offensive to anyone with any taste.
1.- Swept Away
Directed by: Guy Ritchie
Why is on the list?: First Why make a remake of a boring italian movie? Sorry to said Madonna is absolutely and ridiculous boring in this movie. The movie is slow, but the cinematography is beautiful is a shame that not even that is appealing after Madonna with a uber fake accent and co-star with no live. Wilson, from Cast Away, have much more personality.